The North Pole is melting away, what is Santa going to do?

Well, do to the NATURAL causes by Earth and nature, the North Pole may disappear for awhile this summer. They say that we may have some changes in precipitation around the world this year because of this. Oh, I thought the sea levels were going to rise and massive flooding would take place? I don’t see anyone storming out to Home Depot to buy some 2 x 4’s to start building an ark.

Did you know that researchers in Greenland found some very interesting information recently:

According to the researchers, the first abrupt warming period beginning at 14,700 years ago lasted until about 12,900 years ago, when deep-freeze conditions returned for about 1,200 years before the onset of the second sharp warming event. The two events indicate a speed in the natural climate change process never before seen in ice cores, said White, director of CU-Boulder’s Institute for Arctic and Alpine Research. The ice core showed the Northern Hemisphere briefly emerged from the last ice age some 14,700 years ago with a 22-degree-Fahrenheit spike in just 50 years, then plunged back into icy conditions before abruptly warming again about 11,700 years ago.

Hmmm…what the hell caused the spike in temperature? Did Fred Flintstone have an actual gas powered automobile? No, it was “natural climate change”. I’m tired of hearing about CO2 and global warming, what a crock of shit. I’ll tell you what if humans really caused global warming, then we paid the price to exist and I’m fine with that too. Remember, Earth is 4.5 billion years old, and it’s going to be around much much longer after our asses are gone. The Sun will eventually decide the fate of Earth.

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